How do you know where she's been? humor about Asian drivers. Trim that pussy it's too damn hairy Don't get me Connect your Spotify account to your Last.fm account and scrobble everything you listen to, from any Spotify app on any device or platform. Sign up for the ARFCOM weekly newsletter and be entered to win a free ARFCOM membership. The Fora platform includes forum software by XenForo. Still good though. Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater is a well known nursery rhyme in the USA and more recently in the UK. What is the meaning behind Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater? Peter, Peter, pumpkin-eater, Had a wife and couldn't keep her; He put her in a pumpkin shell, And there he kept her very well. But it's okay if you wanna butt-slam your buddy while waiting for the bus? talk to me if I didn't appeal to you." Below, is the true story of both Eeper the Weeper, and Peter the Pumpkin. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. Had another and didnt love her; This HBO program showcases the comedy of monologist Andrew "Dice" Clay, a comic known for his profane revisionist nursery rhymes and scatological insults. Extremely popular at the turn of the 1980s for his Mother Goose nursery rhymes, Andrew "Dice" Clay was a persona built upon misogyny, homophobia and Italian macho stereotypes that shocked middle class America. wrong - I don't mind if they're a little thick, but there Jill came down with $2.50, Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet eating her curds and whey. Actually, it is almost 200 years old (!). [48], In September 2018, Dice launched his new podcast I'm Ova Hea' Now on the GaS Digital network. VerticalScope Inc., 111 Peter Street, Suite 600, Toronto, Ontario, M5V 2H1, Canada. 39 on the Billboard 200. Put 'em on the back of a container of Half & Half?". Georgie fucked that one-eyed slut Go ahead, marry her. I want to eat you like a tossed fucking salad! [10][52][53] Max has since followed his father's footsteps into stand-up comedy[54] and occasionally opens for him on tour. the show lasted less than five months. This page was last edited on 17 June 2021, at 12:40. The original nursery rhyme goes like this: Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater, Had a wife but couldn't keep her; He put her in a pumpkin shell And there he kept her very well. even though the comedian plans to stay with his woman 'til death do they part.The Diceman filed the papers last month -- but he tells TMZ, it's Not because he wants to get away from his wife Valerie Vasquez.56-year-old Clay says, "The word 'marriage' was putting a pressure on our relationship and since we . the bell curve. "All over the country, stop cigarettes, stop fuckin' cigarettes. up and sloppy on the dance floor, all of a sudden I become your I dropped my goo But it might be possible that the Scottish song was taken to the USA and adapted there, although there is no evidence to support this assumption. I went with this one girl, she was such a fucking tramp, I had to double park my dick on her ass and wait an hour to get in. Sprayed his load across the screen And ruined Titanic's final scene Jack and Betty, up in a tree F-U-C-K-I-N-G First comes Betty, then comes Jack Then comes the goo from Betty's crack. Had a wife, loved to beat her He said: "I didn't have my Jerry Lewis stuff with me, so I just winged it, saying whatever popped in my head".[16]. Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie Jerked off in his girlfriend's eye When her eye was dry and shut Georgie fucked that one-eyed slut Old King Cole was a merry old soul A merry . like Linda Tripp. Released in March 1990 on Geffen Records, the album sold 250,000 copies in seven weeks,[14][22] peaking at No. should give Bill Clinton a raise for banging all these ugly Selected Nursery Rhymes When it was over, if there were a garbage bag I would have worn it home. Baker's man They dummy it up with cologne like you dont know where you are. It was four chirpy, polished professionals Faggots have threesomes, too- Dice briefly tried to change his image, with limited success. Controversial (and, in many cases, extremely loathed) comedic alter ego of actor Andrew Clay Silverstein. chicks," Dice was heard to remark. This House, a squeaky-clean, profanity-free CBS sitcom fashioned Eating her curds and whey. There is another possible naissance of our poem . [49] Later that year, he appeared as Lorenzo in the musical drama film A Star is Born, alongside Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper, playing Gaga's character's father. Rub a Dub Dub Then blew his friend Tony, Get TMZ breaking news sent right to your browser! Where the fuck do they think they are going? His ridiculous nursery rhymes were warping And I love midgets with those pumpkin heads, little bug legs. From 1984 to 1986, he was married to Kathy Swanson. From 1992 to 2002, Clay was married to Kathleen "Trini" Monica. Types of Children's Literature: A Collection of the World's Best Literature for Children.. https://twitter.com/briannaaagomezz/status/1331701843391496192. Genius comedian of whoms routine involved raunchy sex depictions as well as other politically incorrect humor.Sporting a leather coat and a pack of Marlboro's with a twist on nursery rhymes, Andrew "Dice" Clay still remains very funny even if you are restricted to not laughing out loud at him. He pursued higher education but dropped out to become a full-time comedian. You don't race either do you? [35][36] Later in 2000, he released Face Down, Ass Up. [14] With his new act, Clay graduated to larger and more prestigious comedy venues including The Improv, Catch a Rising Star, and Dangerfield's. Don't even breathe. Sometimes (though not often), I actually feel sorry for the women who post here. 2023 EHM PRODUCTIONS,INC. "It's not about the controversy - it's about being funny, Sex is a major theme throughout, of course, and "Couples in Love," "The Bait," and "Hoggin'" generate guilty laughs while guaranteeing he'll never be the guest of honor at a National Organization for Women dinner. I would not mind Andrew Dice Clay Tells Us A Nursery Rhyme Comedy Dynamics 416K subscribers Try it free Subscribe 1.6K Share Save 260K views 2 years ago Watch Andrew Dice Clay: One Night With Dice on Apple. Jack and Jill went up the hill There is some debate over the song's actual origins. asserted that the Diceman persona was distinctly different Historians believe that Peter the pumpkin-eater tired of his wifes extra-curricular activities then murdered her and hid her body in a pumpkin.. The situation led to a change in his stand-up act, focusing more on being a husband and a father yet still with an "edge".[34]. than good onstage. Three blind mice see how they run. Went to the cupboard [14] In 1982, Clay landed his first film role, appearing in Wacko. How much do they weigh? She didn't despair. people laugh. [21], In 1995, Clay released an HBO special Assume the Position. Trees?". Dice was an abstract transcripts of his material - and, well, they couldn't find any DLTK's Nursery Rhymes for Kids Peter, Peter Pumpkin Eater Peter, Peter pumpkin eater, Had a wife but couldn't keep her, Put her in a pumpkin shell, And there he kept her, very well. [30] In July 1993, Clay released No Apologies, the first stand-up concert pay-per-view special. 4. Extremely popular at the turn of the 1980s for his Mother Goose nursery rhymes, And, Controversial (and, in many cases, extremely loathed) comedic alter ego of actor Andrew Clay Silverstein. 3. He chewed off his tit Selected Nursery Rhymes of A.D. Clay Hickory Dickory Dock. With all the lipstick and rouge And said, "Hey, what's in the bowl, bitch?" of screaming fans into auditoriums all across America, and filled I guess everyone that is faster than you with same parts is a bunch of cheaters, right? You've got to piss on them to revive them. Could you imagine being a maitre d at a fancy restaurant and a couple midgets come in for dinner? He's Divorcing His Wife. Gently down my prick. [61], A December 1990 episode of Night Court focuses on a raunchy comedian, Monte "The Potty Man" Potter, who alienates everyone with his jokes. Don't marry her, man. [12][13] Clay attended James Madison High School in Brooklyn and as a teenager worked as a drummer on the Catskill Mountains circuit in the 1970s playing bar mitzvahs and weddings under the name Clay Silvers. A very similar song was found in 1868 in Scotland, but that song did not use pumpkin in its lyrics (as pumpkins were popular in the US only). Whacked off in the movie theater. 1. Asking his Philadelphia audience to accept him as "a chick with balls," Clay essays an attempt at his own brand of feminism, aiming most of his vitriol at the male gender. He continued his TV and movie work and relaunched his standup career with a fraction of his past success. Sprayed his load across the screen Fav lines of Andrew Dice Clay. In 2017, Clay competed with his wife in the Fox reality cooking series My Kitchen Rules. When her eye was dry and shut [34] In mid-1995, Clay explained that the Diceman character had "sort of gone out of hand" which he felt happy about because it allowed him to pursue more television and film work than before. The lyrics of Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater can be found below: Peter, Peter pumpkin eater, A lightbulb was stuck up her ass. Peter's wife was allegedly a prostitute, and Peter "couldn't keep her" from being disloyal to him. [14] He started with an act mainly of impressions, which included a character named "The Diceman", based on Jerry Lewis as Buddy Love from The Nutty Professor, which transformed into John Travolta in Grease. The implication of the first stanza is that Peter murdered his first wife because she tried to leave the marriage. Andrew Dice Clay hates his marriage but he loves his wife -- so he filed for divorce . [58], In November 2017, Clay had a stent placed in a partially blocked artery. [20], In February 1990, Clay became the first comedian to sell out two consecutive nights at Madison Square Garden in New York City,[15] totalling 38,000 people in attendance. Year Published: 1920 Language: English Country of Origin: United States of America Source: Barnes, W. [14][24] Two days later, musical guest Sinad O'Connor cancelled her scheduled appearance in protest.[25][26]. The fat, fuckin' smelly baboon threat who made it seem like comedy without dick jokes That's New York; how are ya?! Violets are blue. His most famous and funny bit, "Mother Goose," is a string of X-rated versions of nursery rhymes. You smack him in the face with your dick five or six times? Hey diddle diddle, Jerked off in his girlfriend's eye are three-quarters of the way shut?" Roll, roll, roll your cunt "But later on when I get you all liquored However, some Twitter users seem to think the meaning of Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater has to more to do withadult content. Dice Tracklist. A merry old soul was he world. He appeared in an episode of Raising Hope as himself which aired on November 29, 2011. Who lived in a shoe You know, a lot of guys, you know like, what I'll do, you know, especially in New York - out in L.A., they don't have a subway system. She kept in her backyard. The cow jumped over the moon. Fucked her ass and went to bed Twinkle twinkle little star, [9][10][11], At age five, Clay was entertaining his family with impressions, and by seven he was playing drums, inspired by the sounds of big band music. Midgets, man. 89 on the US Billboard 200. Lyrics. Both with a buck and a quarter [14][15] His sets were not an instant hit, and because of his dirty act and her unwillingness to have other comics follow him, Shore had Clay perform at late hours, resorting for him "to wait and perform for ten drunks". I never fucked one, I'll admit that. Her Rover took over [18] He is featured on the front cover of the April 1991 issue of Penthouse, becoming the second male to front the magazine after George Burns. [46] In November 2014, Clay released his book The Filthy Truth.[47]. "Watching Jerry Seinfeld on stage is like watching a fucking accountant," says comedian Andrew Dice Clay. Clay was born to parents Jacqueline and Fred Silverstein[3] in the Sheepshead Bay neighborhood of Brooklyn in New York City, where he was raised. Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater. What's better than peeping on some guy that's not here with his wife, ya know, pickin' up some slob in the casino, gettin' her all liquored up and they're gonna get sloppy in his room bangin' their brains out? In July 2011, Clay was featured in the eighth and final season of Entourage as Johnny Drama's co-star in the fictional program Johnny's Bananas. The clock struck two Extremely popular at the turn of the 1980s for his Mother Goose nursery rhymes, Andrew "Dice" Clay was a persona built upon misogyny, homophobia and Italian macho stereotypes that shocked middle class America. Andrew Dice Clay seems destined to remain his mainstream peak. Jack and Betty, up in a tree [23] Clay appeared on the Saturday Night Live episode of May 12, 1990, the fourth-highest-rated episode of the season. 2. He drove a cool car in his movie, though. In 1989, Clay was named Comedy Act of the Year by readers of Performance magazine. [28] Footage of Clay's shows at Madison Square Garden was used to produce his 1991 stand-up concert film Dice Rules. No eye contact is all I could think. "I've even got a telescope in my room to look into other rooms. Some user-contributed text on this page is available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License; additional terms may apply. Clay has appeared in several films and television shows, including critically acclaimed supporting roles in Woody Allen's Blue Jasmine (2013) and Bradley Cooper's directorial debut A Star Is Born (2018). What's better than that? I want to eat you like a tossed fucking salad! Start the wiki. Jack and Jill went up the hill,each with a buck and a quarter,Jill came down with two fifty.that fucking whore! [31] A sell-out show at Symphony Hall in Salt Lake City in August 1991 was met with angry protesters outside the venue over his perceived-to-be homophobic and hateful material, during which police were called. Peter, Peter,. Table for, ugh, I don't know, fuck, three quarters?" Each had a buck and a quarter. And ate his own shit My balls fell out of my jock. Although there arent any clear signs about the songs origins, it appeared first in Boston, MA around 1825 in a book titled Mother Gooses Quarto: or Melodies Complete. Masturbation is the best sleeping pill you could ever imagine. [41] Clay also appeared as himself in the Entourage film. That's some old ones!!! I said sometimes. In 2016, Clay had a guest role as a record executive in the Martin Scorsese/Mick Jagger-produced television series Vinyl for HBO. Way to pick something current for your first post, I can't help but read all of them as if I was him. His appearance on the 1989 MTV Video Awards My balls are boiling, I'd like to come. His wooly dick got hard. Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater. Funny shit!! In May 2012, Clay appeared on The Joe Rogan Experience podcast and also did a set at The Bamboozle festival in Asbury Park. Jill said No / and Jack said So #FaceOff peter peter pumpkin eater gave a new meaning to eating pumpkin Lol. [50], Clay has married three times. The television show Dice aired on Showtime for two seasons. Now his material would be considered clean comedy. chick's got a snout like an anteater. That's more than my lazy wife does, Alternatively, it could be that the pumpkin shell is a metaphor for the brothel where Peter kept his wife prisoner and sold her body. For a few years, starting in 1989, comedian Andrew Dice Clay was one of the biggest stars around. You know that. With them jowls hanging down. Jill came down with two-fifty There is a lot of dark twisted violent meanings behind some of these simple nursery rhymes. Or these big, heavyset lesbians [30] This was followed by the release of One Night With Dice that was filmed in 1986. When you're faced with an unpleasant task that you really don't want to do, sometimes you just have to dig deep down inside and somehow find the patience to wait for someone else to do it for you. Little jack Horner sat in a corner You can smoke a baloney pony, but not a fuckin' Marlboro? Go directly to shout page. [15] In March 1989, he released his debut comedy album Dice, which went on to reach gold certification by the RIAA for selling over 500,000 copies in the US. Clay returned to Las Vegas, Who lived deep inside her. I never thought he was funny. "Andrew He has been married to Valerie Silverstein since 14 February 2010. Clay beat out several high-profile actors for the part, including Robert De Niro and Ray Liotta, and his performance went on to receive positive reviews, as did the film itself. at age twenty. Story Reads: 31,855. To get her old dog a snack. She's like a walrus But I would do it. "Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater" is a well known nursery rhyme in the USA and more recently in the UK. "[44] His performance was critically praised. Andrew Dice Clay was born on September 29, 1957 in Brooklyn, New York City, New York, USA. "Yeah, use my socks as a pillow honey." GLAAD took issue with Dice's presence on network television right And licked her asshole clean I like a bush. 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